Always & Forever. :)

Best birthday balloon ever. #spiderman #loveit :)

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:03:37 -0400

Best birthday balloon ever. #spiderman #loveit :)

thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens...

Mon, 13 May 2013 17:56:11 -0400

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, save it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom while showering to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread from going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

:)

Mon, 13 May 2013 17:25:48 -0400

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Mon, 13 May 2013 17:22:38 -0400

This kid. :)

Sun, 12 May 2013 23:12:04 -0400

This kid. :)

:) @andrea_pingel

Sun, 12 May 2013 17:00:28 -0400

:) @andrea_pingel

Sun, 12 May 2013 16:59:41 -0400

:) @andrea_pingel

edgarelric: laughcentre: maeveonnaise: so i was watching the...

Tue, 07 May 2013 11:04:28 -0400

edgarelric:

laughcentre:

maeveonnaise:

so i was watching the rugrats movie for the first time in like 10 years and

OH

MY

FUCKING

GOD

Yeah, it’s kinda important.

10knotes: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com...

Tue, 07 May 2013 11:03:00 -0400

10knotes:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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Tue, 07 May 2013 11:01:27 -0400

im-wanderingaway: Something I’ve never noticed before: Snape...

Sun, 05 May 2013 19:34:05 -0400

im-wanderingaway:

Something I’ve never noticed before:

Snape not only deflects McGonagall’s attack but uses it to take down Alecto and Amycus in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not see that coming. Snape knew that he needed to get rid of them before being driven out of the castle so that they wouldn’t harm any of the students GOD what a badass motherfucker

No.

Sun, 05 May 2013 19:32:20 -0400

No.

:)

Sun, 05 May 2013 19:26:17 -0400

:)

Sun, 05 May 2013 19:24:41 -0400

:)

Sun, 05 May 2013 19:19:05 -0400

This is the saddest thing ever. He loves her. Ahh.

Sun, 05 May 2013 19:14:57 -0400

This is the saddest thing ever. He loves her. Ahh.

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Sun, 05 May 2013 19:06:21 -0400

If every word I said could make you laugh, I’d talk forever. :)

Wed, 01 May 2013 20:56:21 -0400

If every word I said could make you laugh, I’d talk forever. :)

"Yes or no. In or out. Up or down. Live or die. Hero or coward. Fight or give in. I’ll say it..."

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 21:53:16 -0400

“Yes or no. In or out. Up or down. Live or die. Hero or coward. Fight or give in. I’ll say it again to make sure you hear me. The human life is made up of choices. Live or die. That’s the important choice. And it’s not always in our hands.”

- Derek Shepard (Grey’s Anatomy) :)

"Time flies. Time waits for no man. Time heals all wounds. All any of us wants is more time. Time to..."

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 14:37:21 -0400

“Time flies. Time waits for no man. Time heals all wounds. All any of us wants is more time. Time to stand up. Time to grow up. Time to let go. Time.”

- Meredith Grey (Grey’s Anatomy) :)